“I’m sorry I ruined your lives and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR.” -Buddy

“I thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.” -Buddy

“You stink! You smell like beef and cheese; you don’t smell like Santa.” -Buddy

“Oh, it’s not a costume. I’m an elf. Well, technically, I’m a human, but I was raised by elves.” -Buddy

“This place reminds me of Santa’s Workshop. Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.” -Buddy

“Good news! I saw a dog today!” -Buddy

“Christmas spirit is about believing, not seeing.” -Santa

“You sit on a throne of lies.” -Buddy

“We can’t just throw him out in the snow.” -Emily

“And where do the reindeer get their magic from? Christmas Spirit. Everybody knows that.” -Papa Elf