10 Most Memorable Schitt’s Creek Quotes

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“This wine is awful! Get me another glass.”

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“I don’t skate through life. I walk through life… in really nice shoes.”

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“Tweet us on Facebook!”

“I could not be more at one with nature. I do Coachella every year.”

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"If I find out that you’re accusing me of doing something I didn’t do, then I’m going to accuse you of making false accusations.”

“My car is worth less than your pants.”

-Ted Mullens

”Rose Apothecary. You know, it’s just pretentious enough.”

“This isn’t “Say Yes to the Dress”, princess. Orange is the new orange.”

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“I’ve been waiting for this moment. Apparently, if they call your number, you get to stand in front of a judge. I feel like I’m on The Voice!”

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10 Most Memorable Schitt’s Creek Quotes

“This wine is awful! Get me another glass.”

-Moira Rose

“I don’t skate through life. I walk through life… in really nice shoes.”

-Alexis Rose

“Tweet us on Facebook!”

-Johnny Rose

“I could not be more at one with nature. I do Coachella every year.”

-David Rose

"If I find out that you’re accusing me of doing something I didn’t do, then I’m going to accuse you of making false accusations.”

-Roland Schitt

“My car is worth less than your pants.”

-Stevie Budd

-Ted Mullens

"I was giving them a little pup talk”

”Rose Apothecary. You know, it’s just pretentious enough.”

-Patrick Brewer

“This isn’t “Say Yes to the Dress”, princess. Orange is the new orange.”

-Ronnie

“I’ve been waiting for this moment. Apparently, if they call your number, you get to stand in front of a judge. I feel like I’m on The Voice!”

-Jocelyn Schitt

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