“No, you’re not an idiot, Ross. You’re a guy very much in love.”

“See? He’s her lobster.”

“Hi, I’m Chandler and I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.”

“How you doin’?”

“Come on, Ross, you’re a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper.”

“They don’t know that we know they know we know.”

“Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?"

“We were on a break!”

“Could I be wearing any more clothes?”

“I got off the plane.”